• Journal,  Lifestyle,  Relationship

    I fucking love you

    I sit beside you on my couch, wanting desperately to kiss you… so of course I read to you instead, reeling in skeins of text that I cough back up as I interstitially ogle your pouted lips – imagining how I might take them hostage one at a time, between my own, biting and sucking them into my mouth before…

  • Sex Advice

    Cunnilingus Techniques 201

    For this advanced course you will need your own vagina – well okay, not your own hopefully unless you’re a fucking contortionist… you will need your willing partner’s vagina. You can practice on a replica vagina if you’d like – one of those rubber molds they might sell at a porn shop that looks like someone used garish lipstick to…